I think my ability to joke and laugh about things is because I'm forced to. I've been through a lot of things in my life that, if I didn't make light of it, I would literally keel over. — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share Image
Even though I'm a hairdresser and I love doing hair, I feel like I don't look like a groomer. When I think of how… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
If I could only have one grooming tool, it would be floss. I don't want to have broken Cheetos in my teeth. To protect… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
One of my closest friends is a trans man who is incredible. And a lot of my clients are trans women. — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
I think that because I struggled and did get very bullied, that definitely made me learn how to be funny and let things roll… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
Typically, you're not gonna find me out at night; I don't go to industry parties. Like, I will go sometimes if I'm invited, but… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
My biggest secret is that I don't over-wash my hair. I wash it twice a week at the most, unless I'm on set every… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
If you're feeling a little down, you're never fully dressed without a strong heel. But only if you're depressed - if you need a… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
Coming from a town of 30,000 people on the Mississippi River, having 'Queer Eye' in 2003 through 2007 when I was in high school was really important. — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
I think that the ideal of men's physiques in general, gay or straight, is one of the most under-talked-about things ever. Ninety-five percent of… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
I used to be pretty hard on myself, like, if I didn't like a haircut I did on someone, I would think about it… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
I went from being pretty fit to 230 lbs., which isn't, like, the biggest for being 6-feet-tall, but I had been 165 lbs. just… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
So often, grooming is meant to make you feel better about yourself, and a lot of times, we use it to make ourselves feel… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
I remember saying I wanted to be a cosmetologist when I was really young. — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
I've worn a 100% polyester cheerleading outfit in stadiums full of people - it is pretty hard to embarrass me. — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share
