Joke Don Quotes

Not laughing at a joke because you don't like the person who told it.

— Anonymous

If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.

— Jon Stewart

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

— David Brenner

I know from doing stand-up, I don't want to do a joke that I don't trust.

— Neal Brennan

Sex is like a joke. Some get it, some don't!

— Nikhil Saluja

“Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!”

— Sean Patrick Brennan

Everything about life is a joke. Don't you know that?

— Kurt Vonnegut

If you can't take a joke don't walk around looking like one

— Anonymous

On Twitter, people just want to hear a joke. They don't really want to know about your life.

— Jenny Mollen

If you can't take a joke, Don't look like one.

— Nikhil Saluja