Joke Quotes by Karl Lagerfeld

I'm totally myself.

— Karl Lagerfeld

In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and clothes and even handbags, the discussion of fur is childish.

— Karl Lagerfeld

Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.

— Karl Lagerfeld

I’m not crazy to discuss fashion with men. I couldn’t care less about their opinion.

— Karl Lagerfeld

I am a black diamond, unfaceted. Black diamonds are rare, hard to cut, and therefore uncommercial.

— Karl Lagerfeld

I don't like the sister's face. She should only show her back.

— Karl Lagerfeld

I design like I breathe. You don't ask to breathe. It just happens

— Karl Lagerfeld

If I were a woman, I would love to have lots of kids. But for men, I don't believe in it.

— Karl Lagerfeld

I think for my bones and my size, I better stay with my 60 kilo.

— Karl Lagerfeld

I am not a fashion victim. Fashion is my victim.

— Karl Lagerfeld

Buy only because something excites you, not just for the simple act of shopping.

— Karl Lagerfeld

What I like about music is the songs you can remember the lines of in a single second.

— Karl Lagerfeld