I was never a joke teller. I don't even like jokes, for the most part. I don't like to hear them, and rarely can I even remember one. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
I could always say I wished I had a better film career... but overall, I've been one of the lucky ones. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
We need to elect leaders who have a strong moral compass. Leaders who are honest, straightforward, and tough - with a love of justice… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
When you come from where I come from, you're trying to get approval for something - you don't know what. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
I loved the movie theater so I always saw a lot of movies. And then there was a play, I saw in the local… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
I always found that drama, really good drama, has a lot of comedy in it. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
All this flying around got on my nerves. But then I gave the script to Cathy to get her opinion. When she started to… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
I was with the Steelers, and I got cut, and I remember, when I left, I was relieved. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
'Married with Children,' we were good until the fifth or sixth season, and then we limped into the 11th season. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. Hed… — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
I was adrift for a while. I worked as a substitute teacher; I sold cars. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
If you can sustain a career over 40 years in this business, you've gotta consider yourself lucky. — Ed O'Neill Copy Share Image
