My dad always said, 'There's no limit to the amount of people you can entertain as long as you're willing to be the butt of the joke.' And I've made a pretty good living off of that over the years. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I have so much respect for the country, I don't like blanket indictments. There's a lot of really great things about this country. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
It's nice to know there's a way to pay the bills other than third-and-8 and getting your bell rung. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
Most of us have been in a street fight at one point or another and it's not always the best athlete that wins. Sometimes… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I'm not gonna deny it, I walk around with hundred dollar bills hanging out of my pocket. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I'm looking for a job where I can sleep late and have my afternoons free with a lot of money. But those jobs seem… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
When I broadcast my first NFL game during the 1989 season, I had absolutely no idea what to study or how to study. NBC… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I think free agency changed the league more than the money. Teams had to build better facilities, coaches had to develop more personal relationships… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
If all you had to be was a comedian to be a good football player. Bob Hope would be great. But you have to… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
Believe me, I'm not longing for the days when I was going to become a lawyer. Especially come tax time. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
If Ryan Kalil isn't the game's best center, he's pretty darn close to it. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
In order to play this game, at one point in your life you've got to be a little mentally deranged. And every once in… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
