The number one job for me is to make people laugh. If I can also make people think, then that's a cool thing. — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
The reason I wrote 'Hit List' is the 50 mysterious deaths of witnesses to the JFK assassination. We're talking about CIA agents, FBI agents,… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
The truth will set you free...unless you want to know the truth about who killed JFK. — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
I've been cast as myself so many times, I guess I should catch on and figure out if it's a compliment. — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
The Kennedy assassination is one of the ghostliest parts of our history. The Kennedy family - that's our royalty. It's fascinating and tragic and… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
Most people cherish their very existence and try their best to live a life worth living. In spite of the seemingly insurmountable obstacles in… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
In 1985, I was the host of a talk show, 'Hot Properties on Lifetime.' Hulk Hogan was on the show. He put me in… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
There's a lot of children that go to bed every night hungry in New York City, and it's shameful. That's really disturbing to me. — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
One person, one vote sounds so reasonable and - dare I say it - democratic. But the voting process in America is anything but… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
I've found you don't have to make anything up. Reality is so complex and fascinating and horrible and beautiful. — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
You remember France, it's the country that financed the American Revolution... OK, it was in their self-interest, but still, they made it happen. Let's… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
As I got older, I was able to articulate why I was rebelling against authority - because their motives were much more forceful and… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
