A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat! — Alan King Copy Share Image
I'm not super, super religious. If this is okay to say, I'm more culturally Jewish. — Abbi Jacobson Copy Share Image
I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
Every time I go to ask my dad for money I remember I'm half Jewish lol. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
You know, I get much more Jewish in Israel because I like the way that religion is done there. — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
The official Hamas charter calls for the murder of Jews and destruction of the Jewish state. — Aaron Klein Copy Share Image
I consider myself a Jewish writer, like all my heroes: Tom Stoppard, David Mamet, Philip Roth, Arthur Miller, Woody Allen. — Patrick Marber Copy Share Image
Then, as if that's not enough, then they declare that my wife is Jewish or Serbian. Luckily for me, she never was… — Franjo Tudjman Copy Share Image
In North America, the greatest threat to the Jewish people is not the external force of antisemitism, but the internal forces of… — Michael Steinhardt Copy Share Image
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Jews have been in Egypt since Biblical times, and Alexandria had once been, at least partially, a Jewish city. — Meir Kahane Copy Share Image
The success that I have in sitcoms comes from the fact that 60 percent of the writers are Jewish guys in their… — Sam Seder Copy Share Image
The Arab world needs to appreciate that legitimate historical claims and modern necessities are what make Israel the homeland of the Jewish… — Edgar Bronfman, Sr Copy Share Image
The fact that we have 7 days of the week can be traced to the Babylonian and Jewish civilisations, with the first… — Simon Singh Copy Share Image
I'm just tired of people saying I'm a self-hating Jew because I'm critical of Israel or make fun of old Jewish ladies.… — Harvey Pekar Copy Share Image
Here's the thing: I'm not beautiful. I mean, I'm a perfectly normal-looking Jewish guy. My face has never been my fortune, nor… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
“The Jews have made him [Yahweh] the assassin of the human species, to make room for the religion of the Jews. The… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
When Zionism becomes co-extensive with Jewishness, Jewishness is pitted against the diversity that defines democracy, and if I may say so, betrays… — Judith Butler Copy Share Image
Creating a meal for my friends and family, sitting together, eating, laughing and talking - that is when I am so happy.… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
When I listen to the complaints that follow just about every presidential debate, I'm reminded of the well-worn joke about the Jewish… — Jeff Greenfield Copy Share Image
“Oskar's particular blessings are blessings that only a major cosmopolitan city can bestow on a refugee. They represent all our potential to… — Richard Simon Copy Share Image
I started the label Tzadik to support an entire community of musicians, not just Jewish musicians. But the radical Jewish culture movement… — John Zorn Copy Share Image
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