“I'd make stuff up, like, 'I heard that when Jesus built furniture he never used glue in the joints, that he'd touch them and they'd hold forever.” — Scott Carrier Copy Share Image
“I'd make stuff up, like, 'I heard that when Jesus built furniture he never used glue in the joints, that he'd touch them and… — Scott Carrier Copy Share Image
“I'm working on a screenplay, one where God appears with a bag of golf clubs in the apartment of a successful New York public… — Scott Carrier Copy Share Image
“What I really wanted more than anything was to put my boss on the floor and stand on his throat and watch him gag.” — Scott Carrier Copy Share Image
