Hey, I can be a jerk to people I haven't slept with. I am that good. — Dr Gregory House Copy Share Image
It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It mayy reallyy hurt now. But, when you realize how much of a jerk he was, the process will be much easier. — Linz Peebles Copy Share Image
“Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.” — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
I know it was raw in some places, and I was a jerk in some places, but that's the way I was,… — Glen Campbell Copy Share Image
When I look back on my knee-jerk reactions now, I realize I should have just taken a breath. — Fred Durst Copy Share Image
“1. Jerk 2.Smokes cigars 3.Will die of lung cancer 4.Hopefully soon 5.Excellent physical shape” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I've learned through experience of playing different characters, some of whom were jerks, that when you play a character who is pretentious… — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Tony Bennett said to me, "Wow, your talent is amazing." Maybe he's a bore, maybe he's a jerk, but when he said… — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
“Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk" SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
As you get to know me, you kind of figure me out, that I'm not as probably as bad of a guy… — Terrell Owens Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to play a soldier and I'd never taken on a character where I'm the happy-go-lucky protagonist. I've played a… — Jesse McCartney Copy Share Image
Raven jerks and stiffens. For a second, I think she is only surprised: Her mouth goes round, her eyes wide. Then she… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
Knee-Jerk Irony: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive matter of course in everyday conversation. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
“Exactly,’ I said. ‘You think people see you as a Casanova. You know what? I don’t care what other people think of… — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
It's been kind of hard, I'm labeled as a jerk right now, you know what I mean? But I love it. I've… — Stephen Jackson Copy Share Image
Don't accept less than what it is that you know that you want. Don't allow someone to be a jerk. Don't allow… — Kimora Lee Simmons Copy Share Image
Listen to the stage manager and get on stage when they tell you to. No one has time for the rock star… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
I was at CNBC for 20 years. I felt really great about covering the stock market, being on the floor, watching the… — Maria Bartiromo Copy Share Image
Television's very much a writer's medium, as it probably should be, but if you're not the writer, then as the performer, you… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
We overweight people, we say terrible things to ourselves. Oh, you wouldn't believe it. 'You fat pig. How can you do this?… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
“The Yogic sages say that all the pain of a human life is caused by words, as is all the joy. We… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
