I watch 'Jeopardy!' every night and 'Wheel of Fortune' follows. And every time I'm like, 'Whoa, it's still on! This is still happening! — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
Any person who says their family is perfectly functional is lying. — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
Since I was 4, Julia Roberts has inspired me. I thought if I liked her enough, I'd become as pretty as her. That didn't… — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
I watch 'Jeopardy!' every night and 'Wheel of Fortune' follows. And every time I'm like, 'Whoa, it's still on! This is still happening! — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
I don't have a creepy uncle, but I certainly have many, many uncles. My mom has twelve brothers and sisters, and my dad has… — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
If I grew up with a dysfunctional family, I would eventually start a book club. — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
Here's a trick to giving the birds-and-bees talk: You gotta do it in a car, so they can't escape. That's what all my girlfriends'… — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
There is sort of a small town mentality on the east coast of Canada. — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
I just try to play make-believe and pretend the world is magical and awesome as much as possible. — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
