I don't have a creepy uncle, but I certainly have many, many uncles. My mom has twelve brothers and sisters, and my dad has two sisters and three brothers. Their maturity level is still hovering around fifteen when they all… — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
Any person who says their family is perfectly functional is lying. — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
Since I was 4, Julia Roberts has inspired me. I thought if I liked her enough, I'd become as pretty as her. That didn't… — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
I watch 'Jeopardy!' every night and 'Wheel of Fortune' follows. And every time I'm like, 'Whoa, it's still on! This is still happening! — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
I don't have a creepy uncle, but I certainly have many, many uncles. My mom has twelve brothers and sisters, and my dad has… — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
If I grew up with a dysfunctional family, I would eventually start a book club. — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
Here's a trick to giving the birds-and-bees talk: You gotta do it in a car, so they can't escape. That's what all my girlfriends'… — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
There is sort of a small town mentality on the east coast of Canada. — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
I just try to play make-believe and pretend the world is magical and awesome as much as possible. — Martha MacIsaac Copy Share Image
