Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. — Jerry Lawler Copy Share Image
“The woman who preaches has poison religion. Let the respectable ones go” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
The T.D. Jakes Relationship Bible: Life Lessons on Relationships from the Inspired Word of God. — T. D. Jakes Copy Share Image
“Plus there was the standard French insult of ignoring your French and answering in English.” — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
We made it,' he shouted. 'Not bad for a prison break, eh?' 'Good thinking Jake. — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“I'm still bothered. You're French. If you lot stopped bothering the coffee and tobacco industries would collapse.” — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
“It would have been effortless for us, comfortable, easy as breathing.” — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Dan," she said. "I'm worried about him. It's not right that a thirteen-year-old knows as much as he does bout stealing things."… — Roland Smith Copy Share Image
Battles that involve oatmeal are just never going to end up being historic, you know?" Jake went on. "Gettysburg? No major oatmeal… — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
“Rebecca tilted her face up to Jake and she felt his lips brushing lightly against hers. Then his lips were beside her… — Lorraine Heath Copy Share Image
It could be worse," he said finally. "Efrenia married an arsonist. Jake's wife is a kleptomaniac. I suppose, a psychopathic spree killer… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I've always been kind of a mutt creatively. I started off in journalism, and I've actually done more police and procedural shows… — J. Michael Straczynski Copy Share Image
“Jake? Do me a favor. Don't ever say 'so far, so good'. The only time anyone ever says 'so far, so good'… — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
Edward: It wasn't the worst night of my life. Jake: Did it make the top ten? Edward: Possibly. But, if I had… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“There was murder, there was rape, there were unspeakable practices, and all of them were for the good, the bloody good, the… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
With these words Jake had let go of me. Which proved that he knew more about why I was leaving than even… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Jake was close to tears. In that moment he saw the world in its true light, as a place where nothing had… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“You don't have to lie to me to be nice, Jake. You can just say, 'Wow, your nails look crappy.'" I did… — Liz Reinhardt Copy Share Image
Jake La Botz is a creator of dark poetry and haunting song, the kind of music that gets in your bones and… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
All I can say is Bishop Jakes would not currently accept the designation of Prosperity Preacher or Word of Faith Preacher as… — James MacDonald Copy Share Image
“...When she'd skillfully turned it back towards the herd, Rebecca lifted an arm to wave at Jake, her smile visible even from… — Lorraine Heath Copy Share Image
Leah: "That is easily the freakin’ grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Yuck. If there was anything in my stomach,… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“I did not ask you out. But I would seriously think about not shooting you down if you asked me. Nicely." I… — Liz Reinhardt Copy Share Image
Kevin refilled my plastic cup with more box wine. I smiled thanks. Kevin smiled welcome. Jake kicked my ankle. — Josh Lanyon Copy Share Image
“Her eyes shot up to his, expressing gratitude. He ignored the pain her obvious relief brought him.” — Lorraine Heath Copy Share Image
“Okay, so, you know that photo shoot Parker did a while back?” “The one where he wore the earth’s luckiest pair of… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
Thou whoreson zed! Thou unnecessary letter! My lord, if you will give me leave, I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Elfangor laughed in my mind. "You don't have to give up your principles to win. Isn't there always an alternative to sacrifice… — K. A. Applegate Copy Share Image
One of the skills I had to learn and become proficient in is kissing a man. I had never kissed a man.… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
The worst part is that I saw the whole thing -- our whole life. And I want it bad, Jake, I want… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Don’t worry if I lay my head back and start to snore while we’re flying. It’s normal. I’m just here in case… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I have these surreal moments where I’m like ‘I’m pregnant with Jake Gyllenhaal’s baby’ and ‘I’m telling Robert Pattinson that he smells… — Sarah Gadon Copy Share Image
Rude poets of the tavern hearth, squandering your unquoted mirth, which keeps the ground, and never soars, while jake retorts, and reuben… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“Parker didn’t so much melt against him as he tried to inhabit the same skin Jake was wearing, and Jake wasn’t going… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“Jake?" "Mmm?" "I like it when you spend the day thinking." He brought his head up, twinkling eyes and a mischievous grin… — Lorraine Heath Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to have Jake Gyllenhaal's baby. I'm not a major fashionista. I'm not going through a lesbian phase. I'm just… — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
“Someone could have told me," he finally said, feeling and sounding both miserable and pathetic. "Oh, honey, I knew you were dumb,… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
Jake leaned on the horn, swearing loudly. Gina covered her eyes. Doc flung his arms around me, burying his face in my… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“A large praying mantis was performing ablutions on the springy stem of the kid's cowlick. The gunslinger snorted laughter-the first in gods… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
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