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It-s-kind-of-a-funny-story Quotes by Ned Vizzini

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Ned Vizzini’s knack for turning ordinary mishaps into laugh‑out‑loud moments shines through his short‑form musings. Whether he’s poking fun at teenage angst or the absurdities of daily life, his humor lands with a relatable punch. This page gathers his most memorable one‑liners that capture the spirit of a story that’s funny, a little off‑beat, and unmistakably his.

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“you have to be the prude or the slut, and if you pick one, other people hate you for it, and you…

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“Tentacles is my term — the Tentacles are the evil tasks that invade my life. Like, for example, my American History class…

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“the party line is that some of the most profound truths about us are things that we stop saying in the middle,…

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I think you run out of 'I love yous

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So now live for real, Craig. Live. Live. Live. Live.

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“...one quarter of your life is spent as a minor; you might as well make the best of it.”

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Once you have a kid, it's amazing how quickly people ask, 'So are you going to stop at just one?'

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“So when I ran out of the final bottle of Zoloft, I didn’t take any more. I didn’t call Dr. Barney either. I just…

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“If Bobby can get a place to live, I think, then I can get a life worth living.”

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“Up next is Noelle. 'Hey, girl!' 'Don't you dare start calling me that. This is very nice of you to do.”

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They're sort of ancillary anyway, friends. I mean, they're important -- everybody knows that; the TV tells you so -- but they come and…

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