May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS. — Robert T. Bakker Copy Share Image
It is my belief that one's salary is between an individual and the IRS. — Jessica Savitch Copy Share Image
Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
The cost of taxpayer compliance with [the tax code] is over $80 billion per year, more than eight times the cost of… — Charles O. Rossotti Copy Share Image
What am I afraid of? The IRS. Thats it. I dont want those people knockin on my door, man. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Huguette Clark has had her own tax liens - four times, the IRS has filed to collect taxes from her. — Bill Dedman Copy Share Image
The IRS'll never sweat me or even put up a fight... Cause I'm sure I've paid more in taxes than you've made… — Ludacris Copy Share Image
Obamas IRS is not the IRS Ive ever known for over seventy years as an American citizen. — Michael Moriarty Copy Share Image
Anybody who is familiar with the historical data from the IRS knows that raising income tax rates will likely actually reduce federal… — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
Some of you in this room support higher taxes. I welcome your enthusiasm and am glad to report that the IRS takes… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Every day, IRS agents levy liens on homes, bank accounts, and businesses; they confiscate cars, furniture, boats, and other personal property without… — Jacob G. Hornberger Copy Share Image
Elements which are similar as regards their chemical properties have atomic weights which are either of nearly the same value (eg. Pt,… — Dmitri Mendeleev Copy Share Image
I do think if we take the power out of Washington and bring it back to the people, if we defend the… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
The late Alfred P. Sloan, Ir., long-time executive of General Motors Corporation, had a fivepoint "secret of success." It was: 1. Get… — Alfred P. Sloan Copy Share Image
Article II of the articles of impeachment against Richard Nixon was just the simple fact that he talked about and suggested the… — Monica Crowley Copy Share Image
I'm not the only taxpayer who has no idea what he's sending to the IRS. This year, only 28 percent of all… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We need to call what is happening out of Washington, D.C., what it is: Bureaucratic terrorism: If you want a list of… — Matt Shea Copy Share Image
I have not done anything wrong. I have not broken any laws. I have not violated any IRS rules or regulations and… — Lois Lerner Copy Share Image
Mr. Speaker, in 1848, Karl Marx said, a progressive income tax is needed to transfer wealth and power to the state. Thus,… — James Traficant Copy Share Image
Obama's devastating America. The policies put in place and those that are gonna be put in place are gonna do even more… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Is there another way? Of course there is. There is a way based on simple moral principles: Everyone keeps his own money.… — Jacob G. Hornberger Copy Share Image
Its contempt for citizens ... is so routine, and so unlimited, that the agency has become a kind of Frankenstein, running wild… — James Bovard Copy Share Image
Today's political leaders demonstrate their low opinion of the public with every social law they pass. They believe that, if given the… — Mark Skousen Copy Share Image
The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
In enforcement, you always have to have both a focus on the really worst actors - you know, gang bangers, in this… — Mark Krikorian Copy Share Image
Suppose that throughout your childhood you were good with numbers. Other kids used to copy your homework. You figured store discounts faster… — James Hillman Copy Share Image
Essentially, Robin Hood put a smackdown on the medieval equivalent of the IRS. — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten — 1st Baron Bramwell George Bramwell Copy Share Image
The IRS isn't the only agency using taxpayer dollars for big bonuses. — Mark Meadows Copy Share Image
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Nothing guarantees more applause and more support than the call to abolish the IRS. — Frank Luntz Copy Share Image