It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians,… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
There's not a human being alive I won't talk to. There's a quite simple rule. If you like somebody more than you… — Robert Powell Copy Share Image
I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
Don't worry about your caddie. He may be an irritating little wretch, but for eighteen holes he is your caddie. — Arnold Haultain Copy Share Image
Scientists have determined that the most irritating sound to the human ear is the sound of a knife cutting a glass bottle.… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
If I was on Game of Thrones, I think the nudity and sex questions would probably get irritating, but this is a… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
It is not irritating to be where one is. It is only irritating to think one would like to be somewhere else. — John Cage Copy Share Image
Why was it that the instant you sent someone a check, no matter how worthy the organization, the first thing they did… — Dana Stabenow Copy Share Image
Cecil flashed a grin. "Quite. Plus your rather irritating habit of treating your superior officers as your, ah..." Cecil paused, apparently groping… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
Perez Hilton is an irritating wasp in the beautiful rose garden that is my life. — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
When you have a girlfriend, there are many things that are irritating every day, every night. I'm sure it's different for everyone,… — G-Dragon Copy Share Image
Waking up is unpleasant, you know. You are nice and comfortable in bed. It is irritating to be woken up. That's the… — Anthony de Mello Copy Share Image
Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality. — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
Exclamation points are the most irritating of all. Look! they say, look at what I just said! How amazing is my thought!… — Lewis Thomas Copy Share Image
Authority figures are so irritating. Because they always tell you to do things for reasons that aren't very good. That sums up… — Rupert Everett Copy Share Image
What if I pulled through and the pious faction contentedly claimed that their prayers had been answered? That would somehow be irritating, — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Experimental music scores are enigmatic, opaque, demanding, irritating, humorous, childlike; the best, like Cardew's Treatise, are also inspiring, giving rise, on occasion,… — John Tilbury Copy Share Image
If you do not say a thing in an irritating way, you may as well not say it at all because people… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Is this good for English football? In the short run, Chelsea's rise has broken up what was turning into an irritating Arsenal-Manchester… — Matthew Engel Copy Share Image
My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.' — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Stephen Fry is a master exponent of the English tongue. Some people might think that he is the most irritating man in… — David Tang Copy Share Image
The Ability to influence people without irritating them is the most profitable art known to man. — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
I look young. I heard this said so often that it became irritating. I once worked as a babysitter for a woman… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Copy Share Image
When I wanted information, it was silent; when I didn't want to hear from it, it got chatty. It was alost as… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
