[But] we accept irony through a device called metaphor. And through that we grow and become deeper human beings. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“What is all this? Get him out of here, devil take me!” And that one, imagine, smiles and says: “Devil take you?… — Mikhail Bulgakov Copy Share Image
“General Peckem even recommends that we send our men into combat in full-dress uniform so they'll make a good impression on the… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
There is an irony that the most active anti-gay groups are Al-Qaeda and the American Right wing. — Barney Frank Copy Share Image
Far more quickly than reason and logic, irony can penetrate rage and puncture self-pity. — Moss Hart Copy Share Image
I'm really into the irony of writing vaguely radical plays that instantly win huge establishment awards. It's really amusing. — Israel Horovitz Copy Share Image
The irony about Charles II is not that he came to the throne because England needed a successor to Charles I, but… — Simon Schama Copy Share Image
For years, young adults have adopted extremely liberal world views in their attempts to be different, ultimately failing to see the irony… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
You know, there's a real irony in U.S. assistance programs. First of all, I think it's misnamed. We're not so much trying… — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
“I cannot conceive of a greater loss than the loss of one's self-respect. Decedents of the beautiful women that fought so hard… — Irena Deneva Copy Share Image
Philosophy is the true home of irony, which might be defined as logical beauty: for wherever men are philosophizing in spoken or… — Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel Copy Share Image
“The definition of irony - A Pope who refuses to give law enforcement the names of hundreds (or maybe thousands) of predatory… — Dave Champion Copy Share Image
Henry Blodget does occasionally have a new idea. If you're making a point about aggregation or the emptiness of modern journalism, he's… — Nick Denton Copy Share Image
“You're screwed, scum, and not in the way you'd like, either. Irony's a bitch, isn't it?" "You wouldn't say that if you… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
I think the tone of mockery Heller finds is a part of Mann's irony, but only a part - a brilliant further… — Philip Kitcher Copy Share Image
Since you and Crispin are now finished and I have a few hours to kill, how about that shag?” he asked with… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
The hardest love to forget is when people love each other but the circumstance separate them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To have arrived on this earth as a product of a biological accident, only to depart through human arrogance, would be the… — Richard Leakey Copy Share Image
“Comparisons are like rigid fingers—eager to point at a subject but unwilling to grasp it.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Its funny how when you call a girl a bitch she get so pissed, but once you add a bad in front… — Brandon Martin Copy Share Image
It seems like the ones that care for us most, we push away and the ones that don't give one thought about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“And now none of it could be undone. That was the exquisite irony: the act that had undone everything could not itself… — Paul Russell Copy Share Image
A girl's laughter is much more cheerful than a boy's. But a boy's cry is much more meaningful than a girl's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“...queira Deus que nunca se extinga a caridade para que não venha a acabar-se a pobreza...” — José Saramago Copy Share Image
The irony of Christmas is always upon the poor in heart; the mystery of the solstice is always upon the rest of… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
The grim irony of investing is that we investors as a group not only don't get what we pay for, we get… — John C. Bogle Copy Share Image
Some people tell me that they like what I do, which is great, of course. The perfect irony and truth is that… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
I seen the girl of my dream, beautiful, smart, intelligent,and funny… Then ding ding ding... Damn you alarm clock!! — Patrina Copy Share Image
To drag a man in fetters into the grand illuminated temple of liberty, and call upon him to join you in joyous… — Frederick Douglass Copy Share Image
Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idol, someone is crushed to death by the weight of… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL . . . BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK . . . . IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS” — Ashish Ranjan Copy Share Image
I feel that there's hardly any irony in my work; if there's anything, there'll be sincerity, which people sometimes find hard to… — Patricia Piccinini Copy Share Image
RESPECT AND TRUST. The two easiest things in life for someone to lose and the hardest things to get back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I wonder if the highlighter was highlight of the career for the person who invented it?” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
Cervantes is the most important Spanish writer. But he is not the most representative of the Spanish. His irony, his sense of… — Antonio Munoz Molina Copy Share Image
I like to have my characters talking in an up-to-date way, and I like their essentially modern self-awareness, which means we can… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
A careful observation of Nature will disclose pleasantries of superb irony. She has for instance placed toads close to flowers. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
Haven't you picked up on the irony of life by now? Things only just happen when you're not ready. When you're ready,… — Elizabeth Reyes Copy Share Image
“I don’t know why you’re enjoying this so much.” “Because I am a connoisseur of fine irony. ’Tis a bit like fine… — Lynn Kurland Copy Share Image
Irony is the bringing together of two contradictory truths and to make out of the contradiction a new truth, with a laugh… — Anne Hathaway Copy Share Image