“I finally figured out the real difference between irony and satire--irony is when you fry a chicken in batter mixed from its own eggs, and satire is when you crack jokes about it.” — Taylor Anderson Copy Share Image
“If the Good Lord meant men to use percussion caps, he wouldn't have strung flint all over the ground.” — Taylor Anderson Copy Share Image
“I finally figured out the real difference between irony and satire--irony is when you fry a chicken in batter mixed from its own eggs,… — Taylor Anderson Copy Share Image
“The oldest rule in the book is that you can delegate authority, but never responsibility—not even to higher authority.” — Taylor Anderson Copy Share Image
“...playing possum was a skill he'd learned in China once upon a time, and it had come in handy more than once. When, oh,… — Taylor Anderson Copy Share Image
“If history teaches us anything at all, it is that sooner or later, wherever you go or whatever you do, the sad, brutal fact… — Taylor Anderson Copy Share Image
