I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym...And go straight to McDonalds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You ought to be ironical the minute you get out of bed. You ought to wake up with your mouth full of… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
We lost faith in authority in the '50s, up to a point, and we spawned a lot of anti-heroes in movies, which… — Brendan Gleeson Copy Share Image
Men who retain irony are not to be trusted. They can't always resist an impulse to tickle themselves. — Taylor Caldwell Copy Share Image
What people adore about superhero movies is the signal quality of the Christopher Nolan films - their complete lack of irony when… — John Podhoretz Copy Share Image
It is one of history's most mocking ironies that the German customs union, which set out to dominate Europe and conquer Britain… — Enoch Powell Copy Share Image
I'm a kind of teen that drinks hot chocolate in the summer and eats ice cream in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“General Peckem even recommends that we send our men into combat in full-dress uniform so they'll make a good impression on the… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“I’m not sure how people drink out of skulls,” Jinx added. Calvin had too many holes in him to make a good… — Sage Blackwood Copy Share Image
When you are single, all you see is happy couples and when you are in a relationship all you see is happy… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
“I wonder if the highlighter was highlight of the career for the person who invented it?” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
Irony, perfect definition: that for which I want to possess it, I would no longer want once I possessed it. — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I watch CNN but I'm not sure I can tell you difference in Irag and Iran. — Alan Jackson Copy Share Image
“To condemn slavery was one thing—that I could do in my own individual heart—but female ministers!” — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
“Often we withhold our affections, waiting first for love to be extended to us. The irony is that we are loved for… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“[Norm said,] 'To all those who argue this war is a mistake, I'd like to point out that we've removed from power… — Ben Fountain Copy Share Image
It's funny how when two people are perfect for each other, everybody else can see it but themselves. — Dyllan Copy Share Image
People are apprehensive about finding 'The Leftovers' funny because it's such a dark circumstance, but I think, really, what the show is… — Emily Meade Copy Share Image
Waiting is a huge part of being a refugee. You're waiting at borders to get across. You're waiting for transportation. The waiting… — Alan Gratz Copy Share Image
“It would be dreadfully ironic, I mused, if once I earned a soul, I forgot everything about being fey, including all my… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
