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A quote about a breakup says the hardest split can happen without ever dating. Other lines point out how common sense often isn’t common, and how we sometimes cry more while trying to explain our tears. The collection also notes that losing by a tiny margin can sting more than a huge defeat.

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It's ironic that losing by a lot doesn't hurt as bad as losing by one point.

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Ironic how you been sleeping on the one you been dreaming bout

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Ironic how its the right thing to do, yet also the hardest.

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Loving is so short and forgetting so long

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When only the good die young, ain't it ironic I age so well.

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It's ironic how we cry harder when explaining why we're crying.

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I could care less about your dog, and I hope your cat dies tomorrow.

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Isn't it ironic? The things we do to feel alive are the things that can kill us.

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We're raised to defend ourselves but get suspended for fighting. We're taught to love but get judged on who we're loving. Life's…

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It is ironic that many Filipinos learn to love the Philippines while abroad, not at home.

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My favorite sex position? It's called the virgin. You stand there with your legs closed shut waiting for the right person to…

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Life is too ironic. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence, & absence to value presence.

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Isn't it ironic that the only person who can make you really happy is the same person who makes you sad and…

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Life is ironic Sometimes I look up at the night sky and think, how come your my whole universe to me but…

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It's so ironic. The people in my life who say, 'I'm always going to be here for you.' are the ones that…

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I don't think there is anything more ironic than seeing a black child swinging on a jungle gym.

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I don't like the word ironic. I like the word absurdity, and I don't really understand the word 'irony' too much. The…

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“...it’s just another one of those things I don’t understand: everyone impresses upon you how unique you are, encouraging you to cultivate…

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Is it not ironic, oh my husband? Your wife an adulteress. Your mother an adulteress. Your uncle an adulterer. Your friend an…

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A poem needs disguises. It needs secrets. It thrives on the tension between what is said and not said; it prefers the…

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Defenceless under the night Our world in stupor lies; Yet, dotted everywhere, Ironic points of light Flash out wherever the Just Exchange…

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But its ironic because that's how I live my life. I smile on the outside, and everyone thinks I'm doing fine but…

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Nothing in the church makes people in the church more angry than grace. It's ironic: we stumble into a party we weren't…

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Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us,…

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“We are, to varying degrees, foolish, weak, and often just plain inexplicable — and always will be. As Kant put it: “Out…

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The sad thing about betrayal is that it never comes from an enemy

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It is ironic how we kill flowers because we think they are beautiful.

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Wouldnt it be ironic if someone died while eating a Life Saver?

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What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.

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What if you meet your soul mate at the wrong time? I will let her go.

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Would it be ironic, to die in the living room?

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“Ironic, but one of the most intimate acts of our body is death.”

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It's kind of ironic how common sense isn't common at all.

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Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh

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It's ironic that the person who says I love you, hurts you the most.

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Ironic how we know that the person is going hurt us again, but we keep coming back for more.

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Life's so ironic. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence & absence to value presence.

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Falling for the one who's falling for someone who's falling for another one. How Ironic...

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Life is so ironic to understand fully, it takes sadness to know what is happiness. noise to distinguish silent and a broken…

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It's Ironic, Isn't It? The person who made you the happiest before, is the reason you're so depressed.

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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back

Life is full of change. That's how we learn and grow.

You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.…

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Everyone needs someone to love, and I choose you.

“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care…

Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,…

Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past…

Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer…

Im sorry I ever tried...

Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,…

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