“Why did Irish people vote to introduce gay marriage? Because we know what discrimination feels like and if we can take the boot of oppression off someone else's throat, we'll do it every time.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“If an artist can occupy the void of artistry while simultaneously parodying its iconography, they can have their metaphorical cake and cannibalise its crumbs… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Leaches Ten Tall by Stewart Stafford Don't play this game with me, Predatory whelk of tide pools, Taint me as Rigoletto to a bawd,… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Being an immigrant is not a status but a state of mind. It doesn’t stop when you “assimilate” or “integrate” or when you go… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Pathological liars lie most often to themselves about their ability to fool others. They think they're geniuses at it when most people see through… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“For even in the pit of darkness, the beacon of humanity can always shine through.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Season's Greetings by Stewart Stafford Season's Greetings To those we are needing, While I am leading The Festive charge. Christmas love is fleeting, The… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“If anyone ever reported my death incorrectly, I'd confirm it was true on Twitter and that I was tweeting through a Ouija board.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Fortunately, most of our vital physiological functions are involuntary, as some amongst us would forget them.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Life is an endless trial and death its certain verdict, but there are many recesses to enjoy before then.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“The problem with 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend,' is that once the common enemy is gone, you usually end up fighting… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“The bravest thing David Bowie ever did was to go on stage after Queen at Live Aid.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“In icy footsteps do actors tread in moonlight's chill, In crystalline depth, The players set, To entertain and do no ill. © Stewart Stafford,… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“Death is not the villain of the piece. It is the next phase of life in unfamiliar clothing.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
“An internet minute is the apparent nanosecond it takes for a breaking news story to be dubbed fake and/or a conspiracy on social media.” — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
