They are a special breed-like normal accountants, but without the soppy sentimentality. These are the oncologists of market capitalism. — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
Sometimes I pick up the phone, listen to cold caller alias name, repeat it several times in an incredulous tone and then - bam! - pretend to recognise them. I ask them if they remember the hell of a time we had at the 1985 summer camp when we set fire to the wooden shed, and I keep making things… — Sean O'Grady Copy Share
Consumerism has become a new religion, complete with its high priests at Which? and its fatwas against anyone with the temerity to try to… — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
Try to sell cold callers something and be very insistent. Works well. Also good for door-to-door sales people, especially if they're wearing poor shoes. — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
The uncomfortable truth is that we all enjoyed the party far too much to query where all the booze was coming from. Now we… — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
They are a special breed-like normal accountants, but without the soppy sentimentality. These are the oncologists of market capitalism. — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
I tell cold callers I'm very interested but a bit deaf, my hearing aid is not working properly and can they speak up. The… — Sean O'Grady Copy Share Image
