“Mrs. Francis, may I introduce the Scourge of the Skies, the Terror of Dairy Farmers, the Lord of Lactose, Master of the Cheese Pirates of Snow Monkey Island, Captain Cheesebeard.” — Sean Cullen Copy Share Image
“Why do I have to do the sewin'? 'Cause I'm a girl? Is that it? It ain't fair, I tell ya!” — Sean Cullen Copy Share Image
“The practice was banned after, inevitably, someone lost an eye. Mothers around the world were smug.” — Seán Cullen Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Francis, may I introduce the Scourge of the Skies, the Terror of Dairy Farmers, the Lord of Lactose, Master of the Cheese Pirates… — Sean Cullen Copy Share Image
“We have rules One-Ear." The man smiled faintly at Mrs. Francis. "Ladies are not to be hacked apart with swords. It reflects badly on… — Sean Cullen Copy Share Image
“Nothing is more terrifying to a man than an angry woman. Add a long wooden implement to the equation and the effect is profoundly… — Sean Cullen Copy Share Image
“All right gentlemen, we have a job to do. At approximately 01:30 tonight, three children made an escape. Our job is to find them… — Sean Cullen Copy Share Image
“It's a lady with a stick. Are we pirates or what?" They pondered this fact for a moment. "It's a big stick," observed one… — Sean Cullen Copy Share Image
