Internet Quotes · Page 47

If I masturbate while Googling myself, which part is more redundant?

— Dana Gould

I'm an accidental business person. I just love the medium. I love the Internet.

— Caterina Fake

We live in an age of rapid mass media, television, Internet. They determine our tempo, not books.

— Don DeLillo

I love getting online and looking at people's responses to things and communicating with everyone.

— Lights

You do your runway show, and it's all over the Internet before I see anything on there.

— Paul Weller

Honey please,Your Vigina has been used more than Google.

— Anonymous

Internet advertising security and the fight against malware is a top priority for Yahoo.

— Alex Stamos

I have to erase my Google search histories, because they always lead to an obituary.

— Carrie Brownstein

Everything is interwoven, and the web is holy; none of its parts are unconnected. They are composed harmoniously, and together - they…

— Marcus Aurelius

By the time I graduated college, I was sick of what was out there. I wanted to bring something new to the…

— Leandra Medine

But I'm acutely aware that the possibility of fraud is even more prevalent in today's world because of the Internet and cell…

— Armistead Maupin

Traditionally, WWE used to shy away from that Internet kind of fan base. But I think increasingly, in life in general and…

— Wade Barrett

“The Internet is a bright house standing above a dark cellar with a dirt floor. Falsehoods sprout like mushrooms in that cellar.”

— Stephen King

There's no reason why there needs to be one search engine or one social network or one store that we buy all…

— Franklin Foer

It's more egalitarian on the Internet - anyone can put anything up. But in terms of the money it takes to allow…

— Chris Martin

At 16, I started a web development business and had clients from the Netherlands, Caribbean, and across the country - none of…

— Aaron Patzer

The speed of the Internet provides a fundamentally different perspective on how business relationships occur ... The approach relies on collaboration, not…

— Michael Dell

“On December 11, 1996 in a posting on the internet list [email protected], Dr Peter Freyd, husband of the Executive Directory of the…

— Colin A. Ross

“We were there too, the other geeks and weird kids whose lives were hellish at school, who escaped into books and computers,…

— Laurie Penny

If you live in an area where there is not a good school, the internet may be the best way to get…

— Mark Zuckerberg

There is no straight path from your seat today to where you are going. Don't try to draw that line. You will…

— Sheryl Sandberg

The Internet is allowing for us to really experience people in some of the most distant places in the world - as…

— Jimmy Wales

We need all the newfangled web-based Internet spread, you know, social media that can catalyze, you know, some serious consciousness about what's…

— Michael Eric Dyson

I don't know much about international policing and I would love to learn more. Especially in this day and age when the…

— Lisa Gardner

“Always ask yourself, “Would I be proud of this if it appeared all over the Internet tomorrow?”

— Alan Weiss

The internet is very democratizing in some ways, but it also has other effects.

— David Remnick

Congratulations on Googling your way to a misdiagnosis of terminal cancer.

— Anonymous

“The internet is the nerd Israel, a place to speak and listen to spectacularly specific concerns.”

— Sarah Vowell

There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of the site, and this guy is just a garbage man.

— George W. Bush

“The internet is insecure by default. Netiquette and security certificates add a level of safety.”

— David Chiles

Skype is a wonderful thing. The irony is that you never Skype when you're in the same country as someone.

— Richard Fleeshman

We didn't expect it to be cool, with people trading URLs instead of phone numbers.

— Tom Anderson

Being able to see an activity log of where a kid has been going on the Internet is a good thing.

— Bill Gates

I do most of my shopping online. It's just convenient for me.

— Lauren Conrad

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people.

— Mark Batterson

“After all, the internet didn't surf itself; someone had to look at strange porn, might as well be Max.”

— Richard Stephenson

I find that your basic Internet chat board is way too vitriolic for my taste.

— Adam Savage

There is so much unreliable information on the internet and in the media.

— Gavin Esler

You must be on google since you're all I'm searching for

— MrAwesome

Getting straightforward answers to simple questions from Internet trolls is all but impossible.

— Richard Bacon