I do not think I could myself, be brought to support a man for office, whom I knew to be an open… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
For awareness you need not go to the Himalayas; you need not go anywhere. Your life gives you enough opportunities to be… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Can anything match that first fine discovery of the telephone and all it stood for? That first realization that, contained within ten… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
“Lemme take your picture! You fucking bok gwai low got a face carved out of rotten potato cured in dogshit, runover with… — Frank Chin Copy Share Image
Exhaustion has a way of parting the veils between men, not so much because the effort of censoring their words exceeds them,… — R. Scott Bakker Copy Share Image
Your reality, Sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever! — Baron Munchausen Copy Share Image
Twinkle Twinkle little slut, Name a guy you haven't f*cked, Was he skinny, was he tall, Nevermind you did them all. — YuGant Copy Share Image
It is easy to smile at an insult and pretend it's funny when the person insulting you is hosing you with money. — Al Alvarez Copy Share Image
Shaw writes plays for the ages, the ages between five and twelve. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
I want everybody to feel he has a chance to get into a game when he comes to the ballpark. I play… — Gene Mauch Copy Share Image
When I visited North Korea in November 2014, is that Kim Jong-un is not merely the head of state of the DPRK… — James R. Clapper Copy Share Image
Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If anybody dared say wrestling was fake, you'd punch 'em. And you never used the word show. If you used the word… — Hulk Hogan Copy Share Image
Deus ex machina not only erases all meaning and emotion, it's an insult to the audience. Each of us knows we must… — Robert McKee Copy Share Image
I want the kind of readers who remain children at any cost. I can tell them at a glance: loyalty to that… — Jean Cocteau Copy Share Image
A Small Argument Between BF & GF turn violent ¦ Boy: Dont Let The Animal in Me Come Out ¦!! Girl Replies:… — Babloo Copy Share Image
“An indoor man eats nothing, except that which is prepared and served by his mother with lots of insults, an outdoor man… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
By the consultation of books, whether of dead or living authors, many temptations of petulance and opposition, which occur in oral conferences,… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“Humans are very strange. When you need a hug, they throw you away, when you need condolence , they insult you, and… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
