The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent. — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches. — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle. — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know. — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top. — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey! — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought… — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn't remind you of anything. — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they… — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
The show doesn't drive home a lesson, but it can open up people's minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of… — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
