Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is. — Gershon Legman Copy Share Image
Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks. — Gershon Legman Copy Share Image
Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is. — Gershon Legman Copy Share Image
Any man that can't find what he is looking for in a thousand women is really looking for a boy. — Gershon Legman Copy Share Image
Of the two smartest creatures on the earth, man and the dolphin, each thought they were smarter than the other. Man thought he was… — Gershon Legman Copy Share Image
