Of the two smartest creatures on the earth, man and the dolphin, each thought they were smarter than the other. Man thought he was smarter because he built many things and did much work, while the dolphins just played all… — Gershon Legman Copy Share Image
Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks. — Gershon Legman Copy Share Image
Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is. — Gershon Legman Copy Share Image
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Of the two smartest creatures on the earth, man and the dolphin, each thought they were smarter than the other. Man thought he was… — Gershon Legman Copy Share Image
