It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing… — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf… — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever." — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
