Probably the most fun I've ever had, actually, acting. Because it was the perfect extension of the stuff that I'd started to do on Late Night With David Letterman, and when I look back on all my work, it was… — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
“The majestic architecture, the cultivated manners, the simplicity of life, the disregard for one's fellow man, the plagues, the rampant corruption, the unmitigated racism,… — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
I haven't really auditioned much in my career. I've been lucky in terms of the feature work; it's mostly been people that have been… — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
That's what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who's looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now? — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy. — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
I was the class clown, but I was a reluctant class clown because I was always and still am somewhat embarrassed by performing. I… — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
“By all accounts this evening promised to be yet another in the long progression of dog days that oozed like a piece of soft,… — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
“The sun is the hottiest planet, and it would burn you if you tried to eat it.” — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
Somehow, by just continually pestering the general public by appearing on television, they accepted me and wanted more. — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
I think the whole idea of me was that I wasn't going to be but that I wanted to be, desperately. — Chris Elliott Copy Share Image
