I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been… — Lev L. Spiro Copy Share Image
I don't think that movies are too violent. But I do think that popcorn is too expensive, and this can often lead to violence. — Lev L. Spiro Copy Share Image
In days gone by, a man's word was his bond. Today, fortunately, we have glue. — Lev L. Spiro Copy Share Image
My coach once told me "there's no "I" in "team." I responded there's also no "I" in "hackneyed." Then I had to run 12 laps. — Lev L. Spiro Copy Share Image
I've spent years trying to "get in touch with my inner child," but now my new therapist tells me it's mostly been inappropriate touching. — Lev L. Spiro Copy Share Image
We have nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and those great big furry spiders. — Lev L. Spiro Copy Share Image
Whoever said "When in Rome, do as the Romans do", has never driven a car there. — Lev L. Spiro Copy Share Image
It's true that all men are pigs. The trick is to tame one who knows how to find truffles. — Lev L. Spiro Copy Share Image
Give a man food, and he can eat for a day. Give a man a job, and he can only eat for 30 minutes… — Lev L. Spiro Copy Share Image
We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt. — Lev L. Spiro Copy Share Image
Despite rumors to the contrary, a mime is actually a very satisfying thing to waste. — Lev L. Spiro Copy Share Image
