If you are trying to impress a woman, leave any sort of show farting out of the equation. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
“The things he did to impress a woman. Why he wanted to impress her was what remained a mystery to him.” — Vivienne Savage Copy Share Image
Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's true in my life. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
A man should never pretend to be someone he's not to impress a woman. There is nothing sexier than an authentic man… — Mikaela Hoover Copy Share Image
Maybe it's just me but I would suspect that a man trying to impress a woman would be more likely to bring… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“What's the point of changing who you are in order to impress a woman, when your intention is to return to who… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
I can't remember ever cooking food to impress a woman. The idea's quite cheesy and sort of makes my skin crawl. But… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
