There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me. — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull. — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
Mary, you make me wanna eat you Every time I see you, it's like the first time I meet you Fragrance like a flower,… — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And this ain't… — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection. — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra? — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
The motto goes: Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll. I prefer: Love, Hugs and Hip-Hop Soul. — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct. — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy. — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain. — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend. — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me. — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
