Hip hop Quotes by Daniel Dumile

The motto goes: Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll. I prefer: Love, Hugs and Hip-Hop Soul.

— Daniel Dumile

Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick.

— Daniel Dumile

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull.

— Daniel Dumile

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out, Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out.

— Daniel Dumile

Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And…

— Daniel Dumile

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain.

— Daniel Dumile

You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy.

— Daniel Dumile

Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection.

— Daniel Dumile

Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct.

— Daniel Dumile

Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend.

— Daniel Dumile

There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me.

— Daniel Dumile

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?

— Daniel Dumile

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year.

— Daniel Dumile