If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If you don't trust everybody on stage with you, then you're in trouble. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If you're bored of the songs, you're bored of the songs. There's not much you can do. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I could blow bubbles. Bubbles would solve any dilemma we face. If bubbles were president there would be no war. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I were to be any celebrity, I'd be Chris Martin. I've always wondered what it would be like to be jealous… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I weren't in Radiohead I'd be working at a grocery store, I'd be that creepy guy who lives in an efficiency… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If the media spotlight affects my work or represses what I want to say in the future, then it is bad. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I'm not a martyr, just a musician who dies for your sins. Oh, that's what a martyr is? Very well then, I… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Yes I usually make my kids eat their veggie chops and watch my concerts in dead silence. If they ask to watch… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If there are political programs on TV, yet it takes an artist to actually energize political debate, that tells you something really… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If you forget about the money issue for just a minute, if it's possible to do that - because these are people's… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
There's a pervading sense of loneliness I've had since the day I was born. Maybe a lot of other people feel the… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I don't eat food, I Thom Yorke it. What's the difference? When normal people "eat" food, they first chew it with their… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
The difference between me and Bono is that he's quite happy to go and flatter people to get what he wants and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What happens a lot with songwriting is that a melody or rhythm or something stays with you like catching a cold. And… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If Radiohead were a fruit we would be apples, because apples are festive — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened? — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share
Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers — Thom Yorke Copy Share
We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen. — Thom Yorke Copy Share
My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere. — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that,… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World. — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
