If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I hate to sound self absorbed, but I'm just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
The difference between me and Bono is that he's quite happy to go and flatter people to get what he wants and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Americans are ugly unwashed clods that live off of government cheese. If I could, I'd take every living American, grind them up… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
How come I end up where I started How come I end up where I belong... You used to be alright What happened? — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share
Rock music is, is a necessary evil, like beating my children with penny loafers — Thom Yorke Copy Share
We're at a time when we are being presented with undeniable changes in the global climate and fundamental issues that affect every single one… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
When even your fans are writing to tell you to get a life, you know you need to listen. — Thom Yorke Copy Share
My dad spent his whole life getting into fights for telling what he believed to be the truth. Basically it comes from my dad-and… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it's the only way you'll get anywhere. — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that,… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I often fake my death and then just show up at people's houses. They say 'that's a good one Thom' but I know maybe… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I wanted to live with the ****ing manta rays, but they banned me from Sea World. — Thom Yorke Copy Share
I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way… — Thom Yorke Copy Share
