If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough. — Morris Lapidus Copy Share Image
Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. — John Wagner Copy Share Image
“The sound of the ice cream churning outside sounds like bones crunching.” — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for. — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
Monterey was the Maraschino cherry on top of the Sundae that was the '60s. It was totally unprecedented, and the audience was… — Art Garfunkel Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with frozen yogurt because you don't feel totally guilty eating it. It's not as bad as ice cream, and during… — Caroline Sunshine Copy Share Image
“... everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Alcohol was a great numbing agent. Screw the chocolate and ice cream – I’ll take vodka to heal a broken heart.” — Tiffany Snow Copy Share Image
“He turned one of his death rays into an ice cream maker, except he said I shouldn’t eat too much of it… — Acacia Ackles Copy Share Image
“The problem with people who hand out fucks like ice cream at a goddamn summer camp is that they don’t have anything… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
“Admittedly, he spends the next six hours watching cooking dramas on Netflix and eating an entire pint of ice cream, but that's… — Austin Chant Copy Share Image
Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going. — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
“It's whatever you make of it, whatever you want to take away. Because like all of the best virtual realities, Disneyland interacts… — Leslie Le Mon Copy Share Image
So much business is based on the belief that we should do whatever we can within legal limits to make as much… — Jerry Greenfield Copy Share Image
Way far back in the beginning of the world was the whirlwind warning that we could all be blown away like chips… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
The night before my mastectomy, I had done my best to keep my mind off of the impending procedure. My family and… — Kayleigh McEnany Copy Share Image
“She went out with Jacob for five dates, and then they broke up. She came over that night with a tub of… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
Contrary to what you may have heard from Henry Rollins or/and Ian MacKaye and/or anyone else who joined a band after working… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
“One of the problems with all of this is that not all narratives are equal. Imagine, to take a silly example, that… — Derrick Jensen Copy Share Image
“Reggie made him feel like he was nine years old and out for dinner with his family at the Ponderosa Steak House… — Jonathan Goldstein Copy Share Image