I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in… — Carl Barron Copy Share Image
