There's no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil! — John Cena Copy Share Image
Yes I have a belt. I wear big pants because my ass is huge. So I can't go to a store by… — John Cena Copy Share Image
I literally wake up and try to tackle every day the best I can and do my best to try to make… — John Cena Copy Share Image
What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of… — John Cena Copy Share Image
It makes me sick when you come out here and run your little mouth. Were in the Great White North but you can bit… — John Cena Copy Share Image
If you watch wrestling, you now know the hip-hop culture is being represented with wrestling. For the longest time, the cultures have almost been… — John Cena Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, I like the 'Rumble.' It's extremely unpredictable and over-the-top. Everyone in the WWE universe looks forward to it. It becomes… — John Cena Copy Share Image
It's unrated, which means it's too confusing to possibly put a rating on. — John Cena Copy Share Image
Just received western union tellagram via carrier pigieon from mexican cousin Juan, Apparently he just got hired by wwe...And would like me to watch… — John Cena Copy Share Image
Hey Im not nervous cause you got this weird fetish with butts. Im scared because your favourite food is sausage and nuts! — John Cena Copy Share Image
I opened the script to the 'The Wall,' and 15 minutes later I was done with it, and I loved the movie and wanted… — John Cena Copy Share Image
