I am Quotes by Marcus Brigstocke

I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

— Marcus Brigstocke

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully…

— Marcus Brigstocke

All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things…

— Marcus Brigstocke

“If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.”

— Marcus Brigstocke

“We humans who art on Earth Humanity is special Our kingdom has come Do what we innately know to be right On earth, because…

— Marcus Brigstocke

I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan.

— Marcus Brigstocke

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood,…

— Marcus Brigstocke

I've spent a lot of very happy times in Edinburgh as a result of playing virtually every festival since 1996. It's also a beautiful…

— Marcus Brigstocke

“I'd like to start this week with a request, and this one goes out to the followers of the three Abrahamic religions: the Muslims,…

— Marcus Brigstocke

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic…

— Marcus Brigstocke

I'd lie in bed in my dormitory and grab at bits of my body, wanting to tear them off... I was so large by…

— Marcus Brigstocke

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

— Marcus Brigstocke