I had promised my husband never to accept another engagement. It was hard. It was not a very happy time for me. — Dinah Sheridan Copy Share Image
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The number of vacations me and my husband have canceled... if you really want a job, book a non-refundable vacation. But obviously… — Melissa Rosenberg Copy Share Image
My children are babies and my husband has scarcely half an hour in 24 to give me. — Julia Ward Howe Copy Share Image
Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first. — Adela Rogers St. Johns Copy Share Image
One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear. — John Gay Copy Share Image
the Law has made the man and wife one person, and that one person the husband! — Lucretia Mott Copy Share Image
But for disloyalty to her husband a wife is censured among men, and ,in her next life she is born in the… — Guru Nanak Copy Share Image
When my husband first read a draft, he said, "You spend too much time describing the characters' outfits." He was right. I… — Heidi Julavits Copy Share Image
To stop smoking was actually really easy because I had already started to cut down. My husband is asthmatic, and he just… — Holly Marie Combs Copy Share Image
I always knew I wanted to have children. When I met my husband, Rande, I thought, 'This is the guy.' When you… — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
If I had a chance to do things over again, I might not start singing. It was my husband Doolittle's idea. He… — Loretta Lynn Copy Share Image
The funny thing, I guess, is that my husband ended up being the muse of a book about the worst marriage in… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“He rolled his eyes. “Okay, you’re husband J and I’m husband L.” Seriously? He’d basically just condensed my life fantasy into one… — Trust the Focus Megan Erickson Copy Share Image
I have lots of shoes, but I have to be comfortable. Lately, I've stolen my husband's big, ugly Uggs to wear around… — Debi Mazar Copy Share Image
The idea is that Jodie Foster is with her child and she's going back to New York from Germany with her husband's… — Sean Bean Copy Share Image
What does it mean to a successful woman today? Does it mean you have to be a mother? If you are a… — Lisa Edelstein Copy Share Image
I think the people in your life are the people that - when you can make other people happy and you can… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“We don’t treat each other very well, I suppose. Even from the start. It was as though we had the seven-year itch… — Kaui Hart Hemmings Copy Share Image
I nod like I'm not at all unnerved by this new cold side to him. Not cruel like his father. Not warm… — Lauren DeStefano Copy Share Image
I've been riding the carousel in Central Park since I was five years old. If I'm very depressed or if something's bothering… — Eda LeShan Copy Share Image
As long as you're around, your life is too. So just as you shower love and affection and attention on the husbands,… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
As a general proposition, campaigns do not linger on the vice presidential nominee. When they have, it's always meant very bad news… — Jeff Greenfield Copy Share Image
I have to say that my husband and my children are so tough, there really is no space for pretension. — Miuccia Prada Copy Share Image
It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I hate to think I ever make my husband frightened or unhappy, but I suspect I do. — Laurie Graham Copy Share Image
By marriage the husband and wife are one person in law, that is, the very being or legal existence of the woman… — William Blackstone Copy Share Image
Despite his South Indian connection, my husband Rohit doesn't have an accent at all. — Anita Hassanandani Reddy Copy Share Image
You lost your wife, Douglas. My heartbreaks for you, it really does. But I lose my husband every day, all over again.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never did quite fit the glamour mode. It is life with my husband and family that is my high now. — Patty Duke Copy Share Image
I do my best work under pressure, so I’ll nick an artery, and my husband isn’t allowed to stanch the bleeding till… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
“Thanks be to God that, even though at times we may “forget” Him, He never forgets us.” — Jim George Copy Share Image
When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Honey, what happened to "ladies first"? Husband replies, "That's the reason why the worlds a mess today, because a lady went first!" — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire. — David O. McKay Copy Share Image
My husband and I click wedding rings sometimes and say, 'By the power of the Castle of Greyskull!' — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
Women were victims. Their husbands could beat them up when they wanted to. They couldn't work. They could be maimed and killed… — Pam Grier Copy Share Image
When a woman is frustrated, and it's your wife, you as the husband get that frustration. — Magic Johnson Copy Share Image
