... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor. — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
I just read 'The Seven Principles for Making Marriage Work.' To be married 25 years, you have to put as much energy… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
“When you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you'll send her away very soon.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“I want to own this transition, not to simply swallow the shame of it entire. I will push for every little irony.” — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband and the… — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
Some men may be genetically inclined to have and hold a single partner, while some may not. In the near future, young… — David Eagleman Copy Share Image
When we learn from our cause and effect we increase our positives, we chip away and hopefully eliminate our negatives, so we… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
Oh, I am such a little piggy. Everyone is always mad at me because I eat so much. They're like, 'How are… — Joyce Giraud Copy Share Image
Theodosius was chaste and temperate; he enjoyed, without excess, the sensual and social pleasures of the table, and the warmth of his… — Edward Gibbon Copy Share Image
Moving [to the White House], whatever stresses would be on my husband and me, we could handle; we are grown-ups. But it… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
Gentlemen, no one objects to the husband being the head of the wife as Christ was the head of the church--to crucify… — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
When you have young children, it is hard to see live performances. Unless I am in it. I do manage to see… — Kate Fleetwood Copy Share Image
All of the Ten Commandments that are good were old; all that were new art foolish. If Jehovah had been civilized he… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
Today, all our wives and husbands have Blackberries or iPhones or Android devices or whatever-the progeny of those original 950 and 957… — Ian Bogost Copy Share Image
I had a husband who, I'm convinced, was an undiagnosed manic depressive. He didn't treat me as if I had a brain… — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
I love England though; I've been back a few times and just love it. My favorite thing to do there is going… — Catherine Bell Copy Share Image
We had a happy marriage because we were together all the time. We were friends as well as husband and wife. We… — Julia Child Copy Share Image
I make chicks consider themselves widows whose husbands ain't even died yet. — Chino XL Copy Share Image
I never speak for my husband, and I never speak for my children. It's a rule. Believe me, it is. — Annette Bening Copy Share Image
Two days before I got the audition for 'Extras,' I was offered a theatre role, and I asked my husband, Terry, whether… — Ashley Jensen Copy Share Image
Honey, what happened to "ladies first"? Husband replies, "That's the reason why the worlds a mess today, because a lady went first!" — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Speaking of love, one problem that recurs more and more frequently these days, in books and plays and movies, is the inability… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
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