There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists. — Cullen Hightower Copy Share Image
The wheel was invented so we could move faster. Credit was invented so we would have to. — Cullen Hightower Copy Share Image
The gratification of a thoughtless pleasure soon evaporates; the pleasure of a gratifying thought never ends. — Cullen Hightower Copy Share Image
Sometimes we deny being worthy of praise, hoping to generate an argument we would be pleased to lose. — Cullen Hightower Copy Share Image
Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know. — Cullen Hightower Copy Share Image
The human body was designed to walk, run or stop; it wasn't built for coasting. — Cullen Hightower Copy Share Image
Only the poor can know all the disadvantages of poverty. Only the rich can know all the disadvantages of wealth. — Cullen Hightower Copy Share Image
The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them. — Cullen Hightower Copy Share Image
Every U.S. citizen owes allegiance to our nation. Some Americans consider that anything less than high treason is allegiance. — Cullen Hightower Copy Share Image
Every adult should be an expert on teenagers, after spending life's seven longest years being one. — Cullen Hightower Copy Share Image
Our laws can be friendly to those who obey them, and too often useful to those who don't. — Cullen Hightower Copy Share Image
A day's pay for a day's work is more than adequate when both the work and the pay are appreciated as much as they… — Cullen Hightower Copy Share Image
