Humor Quotes by Sarah Silverman

The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

— Sarah Silverman

I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.

— Sarah Silverman

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

— Sarah Silverman

Guess what, Martin Luther King? I had a dream, too.

— Sarah Silverman

Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy.

— Sarah Silverman

I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

— Sarah Silverman

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

— Sarah Silverman

Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.

— Sarah Silverman

I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or…

— Sarah Silverman

Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

— Sarah Silverman

I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you…

— Sarah Silverman

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

— Sarah Silverman

Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use…

— Sarah Silverman

Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the…

— Sarah Silverman

If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit…

— Sarah Silverman

I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being…

— Sarah Silverman

I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded…

— Sarah Silverman

It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll…

— Sarah Silverman

Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most…

— Sarah Silverman

In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of comedy and beauty and heart. I think…

— Sarah Silverman

I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on…

— Sarah Silverman

Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to…

— Sarah Silverman

I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City)…

— Sarah Silverman

Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less…

— Sarah Silverman

“At some point, I figured that it would be more effective and far funnier to embrace the ugliest, most terrifying things in…

— Sarah Silverman

I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.

— Sarah Silverman

I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

— Sarah Silverman

I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective.

— Sarah Silverman

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

— Sarah Silverman

The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy.

— Sarah Silverman

“People who call themselves divas...you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.”

— Sarah Silverman

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

— Sarah Silverman

I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece...

— Sarah Silverman

If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we…

— Sarah Silverman

Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours…

— Sarah Silverman

I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in…

— Sarah Silverman

“I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching…

— Sarah Silverman

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or…

— Sarah Silverman

I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy…

— Sarah Silverman

I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls "the real way".

— Sarah Silverman