“The good thing is Jason and I both outrank you so we can both tell you to shut up.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“A half-blood of the eldest dogs..." "Er, Percy?" Annabeth interrupted. "That's gods. Not dogs.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Helios thought he looked pretty hot, and he had an annoying habit of calling the sun his "chick magnet.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“She wore a pendent - a glittering D - possibly her initial, or her grade average.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“ Could be worse, I told myself. I could be studying cheese demons. ” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Even with my sunglasses on, my eyeballs were screaming in pain. Stupid beautiful sunrise in stupid Elf World.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Leo,” Jason said, “you’re weird.” “Yeah, you tell me that a lot.” Leo grinned. “But if you don’t remember me, that means… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“New lesson class... most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword.this change is perfectly normal, and will happen to… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“We went about our usual routines - combat practice, volleyball practice, archery practice, strawberry-picking practice (don't ask), lava-wall-climbing practice ... You'll find… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe... but am I worth, like, two Franks, or… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.” — rick riordan Copy Share Image
“Chiron looked surprised. “I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I guess that was nice of Chiron, for the dogs' sake, but it kind of makes me wonder if he's got a… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“The thanes nodded and patted each other on the back as if to say, Yes, wow! We really are wise and open-minded!… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“The discussion was escalating into an argument when the Demeter head counselor offered one last suggestion. "What about this?" He held out… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I nodded, disappointed, but then I got an idea. "Hey, Grover. You want a magic item?" His eyes lit up. "Me?" Pretty… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Will put his hand on Nico's shoulder. "Nico, we need to have another talk about your people skills." "Hey, I'm just stating… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Being productive. Ugh. It's such a human concept. It implies you have limited time (LOL) and have to work hard to make… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Lo!" I said. "I arrived at Camp Half-Blood as Lester Papadopoulos!" "A pathetic mortal!" Calypso chorused. "Most worthless of teens!" I glared… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Hapi?" I asked. "Why, yes, I am happy!" Hapi beamed. "I'm always happy because I'm Hapi! Are you happy?" Zia frowned up… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Just like Black Bottom,” Passalos agreed. “Black Bottom?” Leo resisted the urge to jump at the dwarfs’ feet again. He was sure… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Think positive. Tomorrow you’re off to camp! After orientation, you’ve got your date—” “It’s not a date!” I protested. “It’s just Annabeth,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“It was guarded by a few demons, but most of Set's forces were running towards our boat, screaming and throwing rocks (which… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Did someone just call me the wine dude ?” he asked in a lazy drawl. “It’s Bacchus, please. Or Mr. Bacchus. Or… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Plus, humor ws a good way to hide the pain. And if that didn't work, there was always Plan B. Run aaway.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Reyna looked at Percy without much hope. “You do have a plan?” Percy wanted to step forward bravely and say, No, I… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“He'd been raised and trained by Chiron himself, the famous centaur who taught all the best Greek heroes. ( Cough , me, cough .)” — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Your lifeline…oh, the burning stick. Right.” Leo resisted the urge to set his hand ablaze and yell: Bwah ha ha! The idea… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Percy: Dad- Poseidon: Very well! It shall be as you say. But my son, pray this works. Percy: I'm praying, I'm talking… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“ Praise me, demigods! I made you this helpful film. Trust me. It's awesome. - Haiku by Apollo introducing his orientation film… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Then the glow grew brighter: a holographic golden sickle with a few sheaves of wheat, rotating just above Meg McCaffrey. A boy… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Do you have anything to declare?' the statue asked me. 'Yes. I do have something to declare.' I said. 'I declare this… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive." SMASH! "Good. Yes. Tyson… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Leo scratched his head. Well, I dunno about enchiladas- "Enceladus" Piper corrected. Whatever. But Old Potty Face mentioned another name. Porpoise Fear,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Who is this lady?" he asked me. "Britomartis," I said. "The Lady of Nets." Leo looked dubious. "Does that include basketball and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Since moving to Valhalla, I'd learned an impressive number of Old Norse cusswords. Meinfretr translated as something like stinkfart, which was, naturally,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“First, you start carrying a man satchel. Next thing you know, you're running around in a bathrobe and pink bunny slippers, chasing… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Piper: it looks like we have hole. Percy: Yeah we've got a dam hole! (LOL-ing) Piper: What! Percy: Inside joke. (still LOL-ing)… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“This was a few weeks ago," Annabeth said. "Percy told me a crazy story about meeting a boy our near Moriches Bay.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“ A quest? Do I have to go on a quest? AC: You may not believe it now, because this is all… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“That awkward moment when you jump out a window because your friend jumped out a window, then you remember that your other friend can… — Rick Riordan Copy Share
Oh, dear Hazel.” Aphrodite folded her fan. “Such optimism, yet you have heartrending days ahead of you. Of course war is coming. Love and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share
Kids, if anything, are harder to write for because they are a more discerning audience. They will not stay with you if you go… — Rick Riordan Copy Share
“He started toward the entrance. Seriously, how could he not? He stopped when he noticed the girl. She was kneeling in her vegetable garden,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share
Hercules used noise! Brass bells! He scared them away with the most horrible sound he could-" said Percy "Percy... Chiron's collection! — Rick Riordan Copy Share
“When you take someone’s hand and lead them to Valhalla, you get a glimpse into their soul.” “Did that happen when you took me?”… — Rick Riordan Copy Share
“he didn’t look as good as Piper had last night after she’d suddenly been transformed.” — Rick Riordan Copy Share
There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his… — Rick Riordan Copy Share
“Leo plunked the cheese wheel in front of me. "Cut me a wedge of this, my good ma. Chop-chop!" I scowled at him. "Don't… — Rick Riordan Copy Share
It's all still about having a good story. You have to have a good story as your anchor, as your main focus. So for… — Rick Riordan Copy Share
I disobeyed Ra's wishes, and so he ordered my onw father, Shu-" "Hang on," I said. "Shoe?" "S-h-u," she said. "The god of the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share
“Nico knelt and picked it up. He regarded Jason, as if waiting for an attack. "If the others found out-" "If the others found… — Rick Riordan Copy Share
[Hazel] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just had his… — Rick Riordan Copy Share
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