it’s as if the universe has a sense of humor, since at a deep level it’s impossible not to lead a spiritual… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
I like women who have an opinion one way or the other or who have a great sense of humor and a… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We were actors in a horror movie and I was hunting you down with a knife.… — Georgia Saratsioti Copy Share Image
What they call 'alt-comedy' now is basically what comedy was like in the '80s. People tried different things, and everybody went to… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
“Ambiguity is like a riddle. I like riddles. Why try to avoid riddles? It is a jigsaw puzzle you have to put… — Lucy Carter Copy Share Image
“There is a constant amount of weight in the world. If one person loses weight, another must gain it. If somebody dies,… — Robin Helm Copy Share Image
The energy in a comedy is very serious. Somebody said comedy is a tragedy plus time. When you have a tragedy, for… — Javier Camara Copy Share Image
“I must confess that most modern mysticism seems to me to be simply a method of imparting useless knowledge in a form… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Cool loneliness allows us to look honestly and without aggressionat our own minds. We can gradually drop our ideals of who we… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
“Pero hindi lahat ng inaakala mong korni, e korni. Minsan ikaw lang din talaga ang walang sense of humor at may deperensya,… — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument,… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
As somebody who wanted to be creative, growing up, I remember always thinking that the thing I had going against me was… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
“You surprise me, Hastings. Do you not know that all celebrated detectives have brothers who would be even more celebrated than they… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“I walked into school and saw this kid wearing the same shirt that I had. I looked at him and said,"You stole… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
Instead of letting anxiety run you, try voicing it. Voice it in your comedy. Voice it in a script. Just voice it,… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
“I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, that fact… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“The vastness, the immensity, the awfulness of what I saw as I kept moving along with the front line engagements was utterly… — Cari Beauchamp Copy Share Image
I came into the 'Comedy Bang! Bang!' TV show with a level of confidence that I don't think I would've had if… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from 'almost extinct' to 'not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
A lot of people don't see me as a funny character because I don't usually get to play them. I'm usually cast… — Angie Harmon Copy Share Image
“There were no windows in my bedroom, so I had to sit up and read my clock to figure out how angry… — Lish McBride Copy Share Image
'Zorn' goes to some pretty ridiculous places, but the real comedy is coming from these little observations about life that are not… — Phil Lord Copy Share Image
I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“Wow wow wow is all I can say! Remember how I always buy lunchtime Scratch-Off ticket? Have I said? Maybe did not… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
“While working with different people in different cities with very different viewpoints, I noticed one very similar theme: The people who blamed… — Loren Weisman Copy Share Image
We started off in improv and sketch comedy, and with improv the most important thing is to listen and make sure you're… — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
“Most people who spew hatred aren’t very intelligent or motivated. They tend to be lazy, and if for some reason they are… — Damien Echols Copy Share Image
“Benny Imura couldn't hold a job, so he took to killing. It was the family business. He barely liked his family-and by… — Jonathan Maberry Copy Share Image
When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of humour. I don't mean -… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
“Quinn came over to refill his glass. He looked towards the bedroom door. "Where'd you find the little blonde?" "Used to bounce… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
“She looks sort of like a nurse, Ruby thought. Or a nun, but a movie star nun, not a real one, and… — Sarah-Kate Lynch Copy Share Image
Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“You wanna know why the world is f**ked? This is why, this is exactly why…right here. Get a pen, write this down,… — Shannon Lyndsy Copy Share Image
I got a alot of forigenier at my school so alot knowns different language. One of my teacher is one she Korean… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
“Fresh proof of the risks you run in writing about players, and of the advisability of not standing to leeward of their… — Hector Berlioz Copy Share Image
“I was suicidal for two solid centuries once. That was during the early part of what they now call the Dark Ages,… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“I've got a thing about heights." Nate glanced at her. "I thought you had a thing about bugs?" "I've got more than… — Peter Clines Copy Share Image
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