Humor Quotes · Page 124

Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer.

— Agnes Varda

“Now what state do you live in?' 'Denial.”

— Bill Watterson

I wanted to do comedy, but I didn't grow up wanting to be a standup.

— Lolly Adefope

Laughter is born out of the discovery of the contradictory.

— Alfred Jarry

Of course I talk to myself, Because sometimes I need expert advice.

— Anonymous

Good-humor is the clear blue sky of the soul.

— Arthur Frederick Saunders

Comedy and art go hand in hand, even if it's not laugh-out-loud.

— Vic Reeves

You can find humor in most things, and even terrible things.

— Thundercat

“I love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords.”

— Doug Solter

In Australia, even the darkest subject matter has a little pinch of humor. A little sweet to make the sour go down.

— Ben Mendelsohn

“Josh likes to say he put the funk in 'functional'. Personally I think he just put the ass in 'embarrassing', but, hey,…

— David Nicholls

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for…

— Demetri Martin

“Ha my father just tried to put some music on that wasn't Buble. I just shut his ass the f**k down. We're…

— Jack Whitehall

Nobody who is a Penn & Teller fan thinks of us first and foremost as magicians, but as a comedy team.

— Teller

Doing comedy stuff is maybe more fun, but maybe the serious stuff is a little bit more rewarding.

— Adam Page

Everybody loves good humour and in movies, we are in search of things that make viewers laugh.

— Sreenivasan

I think that laughter and death are closely related: comedy is the quintessential human reaction to the fear of death. It's probably…

— Maurizio Cattelan

Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly…

— Chelsea Handler

“Are you threatening me?” He looked completely outraged at such a thing. “You bet your incredibly attractive and probably hard enough to…

— Katie MacAlister

“Roan looked down at the pathetic little fur ball with a pink ribbon clipped to the top of its head and growled…

— Andrea Speed

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what…

— Steven Wright

All Dickens's humour couldn't save Dickens, save him from his overcrowded life, its sordid and neurotic central tragedy and its premature collapse.…

— Stephen Leacock

“H.I.V.E. will not tolerate unauthorized violence between students, especially students that have only been here for a matter of hours." "I was…

— Mark Walden

At first I had no skills in writing comedy. I didn't know what a joke was, but, as someone once told me,…

— Steve Martin

When someone close to you dies, move seats.

— Jimmy Carr

I challenge anyone, even with a radar machine, to hit that slider.

— Jerry Coleman

“Every Hero Becomes a Bore at last." Ralph Waldo Emerson”

— Tim O. Casey

“Don't worry you will never find a rounded square”

— Greigon Selwyn Mott

A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.

— Jill Shalvis

“Sweet Lady in Chains, Raisa thought, I am so weary of wizards.”

— Cinda Chima

“Humans should be permanently under development.”

— Graeme Simsion

“Men and women relate and understand things differently – period!”

— Art Hochberg

“I get better everyday, everyday I get better.”

— Joseph C. Reyes

“What kind of married couple uses a pole on their wedding night?”

— H.M. Ward

Humor and knowledge are the two great hopes of our culture.

— Konrad Lorenz

As long as it's funny, there's no such thing as too far.

— Lucy Punch

I enjoy laughing at other people being funny.

— Josh Widdicombe

“Let me express how much I don't care on a scale from one to bite me”

— Darynda Jones

Whose words offer wisdom hope and humor have most beautiful heart.

— Kishore Bansal

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.

— Thomas Lennon