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“The wealthiest Person on earth is one who is free from the love of Money” — Andrew Darrah Copy Share Image
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“Crying all the time had made her more beautiful. Grief will do that sometimes. Not for me. Loretta had left months ago… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
“You astound me, Ava. I’ve never met a girl who would order what you just did in front of a guy.” “You… — Nicole Gulla Copy Share Image
“There is nothing worse than the day you find out that your parents are nasty, horny mortals like everyone else. It just… — Candice Raquel Lee Copy Share Image
“There’s pretty much no way for me to answer that without sounding like an asshole, so maybe you could do me a… — Alex Potvin Copy Share Image
“Watch it, buster. There's only room for one sarcastic malcontent in this relationship.” — Christine Warren Copy Share Image
“I'd rather have rabies than be in love." "Why?" "Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots.” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Don’t blame your mother, Tony. I was the one being promiscuous.” Owen said. Evelyn nodded. “And you know how much I love… — Delora Dennis Copy Share Image
“She lay there, destroyed, quiet aftershocks shuddering through her. Silence settled into the room. “Mind letting go of my hair, Sophi?” His… — Patricia A. Knight Copy Share Image
“When we do it again," he told her, his hands hot on her, "it'll be where I want,when I want,with spotlights if… — Jennifer Cruise (Bet Me Copy Share Image
“Here to show me how to grow a penis so I can get the job done?" "Chloe, I'm pretty sure if you… — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“Men are very sensitive, Mma Makutsi. You would not always think it to look at them, but they are. They do not… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“Are Cady and O'Neill Ever going to get together?" Those amber eyes weighed me heavily, and then he answered my question with… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I didn’t hear you, what did you say?” he asked smiling, knowing full well he heard me just fine. “I – LOVE… — Anna Lazaridis Copy Share Image
“His latest theory about his dealings with women isn't that he's lost his reason or that women are illogical (Deb, for instance,… — Adam Felber Copy Share Image
“You know what's not sexy?" I pushed his hand away. "Babies. Babies are not sexy." "But I bought condoms," he said. "I… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
“How did I dance with a guy who's never heard of feminism?" "I've heard of it, but that doesn't mean a woman… — Lani Woodland Copy Share Image
“Because of their DNA, most men loved a damsel in distress. Every time a man sees a pretty lass in trouble, even… — Mallika Nawal Copy Share Image
“I took a little walk outside for a while. I was surprised that I wasn't feeling what I thought people were supposed… — Richard Feynman Copy Share Image
“Sile looked momentarily stymied, then shook his head sharply. "You won't go alone." "I can't ask anyone--" "You aren't asking," Sile said… — Lynn Kurland Copy Share Image
“Trick.” I say a little louder. “Shhh, sleep baby.” He mumbles. I laugh and smack his arm. “Wake up. I can feel… — K. Larsen Copy Share Image
“She pushed the car. But I was so distracted that i forgot to push the button on the timer, so we had… — Jordan Sonnenblick Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well. If you're staying here in hopes of making out with Alaska, I sure wish you wouldn't. If you unmoor her… — John Green Copy Share Image
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