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“All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.” — Carl White Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
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“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“Do you want to walk for a bit? It's probably ridiculously dangerous, but YOLO and what not.” — Claire Zorn Copy Share Image
“The boy scout struggled after her with the bundle that was too heavy for him. Studs watched them, and thought unprintable things… — James Farrell Copy Share Image
When a girl says Have Fun what she really means is I hope you have a really shitty time without me. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
“A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
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“That's the way it is, we can have different point-of-views but that should not make us enemies.” — Ezekiel Mosoatsi Copy Share Image
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Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
“A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
Don't worry about what I'm doing. I want u to worry about what u're doing... — Unkown Copy Share Image
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“Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
If youre one of those people who say quote, unquote more than once a day, I hate you — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
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