“A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.” — Bangambiki Habyarimana Copy Share Image
“Learn to look up now and then, just in case a piano is falling from overhead.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
“Sometimes words seems so small to express ur feelings and tears too.” — Abhishek sangwan Copy Share Image
“A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“The boy scout struggled after her with the bundle that was too heavy for him. Studs watched them, and thought unprintable things… — James Farrell Copy Share Image
When a girl says Have Fun what she really means is I hope you have a really shitty time without me. — Ryan Lewer Copy Share Image
“Do you want to walk for a bit? It's probably ridiculously dangerous, but YOLO and what not.” — Claire Zorn Copy Share Image
“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“I enjoy self-publishing & sending publishers rejection letters. They're like, 'Who is this guy?' And I'm like, 'the end of your industry.” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“That's the way it is, we can have different point-of-views but that should not make us enemies.” — Ezekiel Mosoatsi Copy Share Image
“And how could he know the character of the country? By finding out the sense of humor of the country. For if… — Rebbe Nachman of Breslov Copy Share Image
“Sir Humphrey's stories about Africa made Charity feel exactly like one of his stuffed trophy heads -- lifeless and glassy eyed. The… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“Shouldn’t you be like heal in a second or something? I thought immoral jerks like you, are immune to pains?” I asked… — Alisonswan Copy Share Image
“Chello, I'm not in your face per se but indirectly I have a direct agenda pinned to my personal. The problem is… — Kelvin Mark Coleman Copy Share Image
“And why did men insist on buying the largest size? Didn’t they understand the concept of sizes? Did they think buying a… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“I suffer from ADDAD… Attention Deficit Doing ANYTHING Disorder! It's where you set a goal to do certain things, then you start… — Comic Strip Mama Copy Share Image
“I pushed Ezra back for a second. He had taken the make out session up a notch upon Logan’s arrival. I knew… — Melissa Starr Copy Share Image
“What’s a pandemonium?” whispered one of the men in the rear. “It’s like a calliope,” answered a companion. “I heard one played… — Tim Powers Copy Share Image
“I was momentarily stunned by his odd announcement and told him as much. "Let’s just talk about the fact that you composed… — M.C. Lavocat Copy Share Image
“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Nature has so much to do in this world, and is engaged in generating such a vast variety of co-existent productions, that… — Wilkie Collins Copy Share Image
“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“More women would be feminists but we spotted the haircuts before we joined” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
