“This was because, after the birth of Priapus, they had developed a love/hate relationship with each other. They loved & hated each other at the same time. And even when he assured her that he would do his best to… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share Image
“Nobody knew how it all began, neither Homer nor Hesiod. Nor Ovid nor Vergil. But it was said that at the beginning, there was… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“Lovers reeked of each other after they had exchanged body fluids & hormones in the union of love. But men who dined on a… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“And when Aphrodite was told about Cupid's rapid progress, she asked Zeus whether he would take her other son, Hymen, along too, since Hymen… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“Sometimes, the youthful Hebe would insist on scattering her father's seed further afield, & to various places, inside & outside Greece, & even in… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“And during times such as those, when people wanted to get on with life, the Battle of the Sexes turned into all-out war. In… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“I would rather you wait till next Sunday" Phyllis politely told her boss, & added with a grin,If you had enjoyed the meal, why… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“And Pandora pointed out to Epimetheus that he neither had wings nor wheels & so he should therefore not expect that of her also.And… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“Handing Pee Wee to her sister, she admonished her not to stop. "And be careful! Should sperm come shooting out, never let it enter… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“Sorry!I just couldn't control myself!" would be the excuse any virile man would offer to a girl he had just deflowered- after the event.… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“Eros, who was awakened when the girdle was cast aside, thought it unfitting that the Goddess of Love should turn herself into a Goddess… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“It was told that during the wedding feast, Eris [Discordia], a daughter of Nyx, threw a golden apple into their midst, intended as a… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“Many rich men are prepared to buy her virginity since she is good-looking.And old men crave for the Nectar that flows out of her… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“And thus when the great day arrived when the amphora was full with Poseidon's seed, the young Goddess was carried by Zeus' Great Eagle… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“And the naked lovers looked for a place where they could lay together & Aphrodite suggested that her bed was as good as any.… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
“Her mother was a cockle, but her father was no other than Uranus, who held the highest office in the universe, as no one… — Nicholas Chong Copy Share
